1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,640 We're going to give you all of our love. 2 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:54,740 Mmm, bottle number two. 3 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,320 There we go. 4 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,740 Are you ready? 5 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,800 Can you have a glass? 6 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,080 Yes, yes, yes. 7 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,420 Oh, I'm so excited. 8 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,920 Here? 9 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,980 Watch movies, relax, 10 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,340 popcorn. 11 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,540 Remember when we used to do the oogies? 12 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,680 Yeah. Well, without the wine. 13 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,320 With my brother still living with me, it really feels like I'm still a kid. 14 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,640 Do you need to be home? 15 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,600 I don't know. We won't run into him hanging out in my room. 16 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:51,440 I think he's kind of hot. 17 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,240 Shut up. That's so gross. 18 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:02,200 You've got the most beautiful smile. 19 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,740 It was fun going to the club last weekend. 20 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:20,000 It's like pulling teeth trying to get guys to even talk to us. I mean, I 21 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,260 30 last weekend and I feel like my pussy's garbage. 22 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,120 Your pussy is not garbage. 23 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,520 It's not just me. 24 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,289 I do, too. 25 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:37,010 Any woman over 30, you go to a checkout line at the grocery 26 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:43,910 store, and you just, you, all these magazines just looking you right 27 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:49,450 in the face. Like, how to lure a man, how to, how to kiss, like, 28 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:56,350 101, cuddling 101, the 100 sex tips, and the comments interviewing some 29 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,670 teenage celebrities. 30 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:03,920 And the college women talking about how to catch a man, how to have sex with a 31 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,500 man, and then how to keep your relationship happy. 32 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:12,360 God forbid. You're single past 30 and your pussies are fired and 33 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,220 you just don't want it anymore. 34 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,700 You're being ridiculous. 35 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,960 You want to go to the club right now? I'll prove you wrong. 36 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:27,120 Hell no. We're not leaving here. We're on our second bottle of wine. 37 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:28,420 Besides. 38 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,870 How are you going to prove me wrong? 39 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,530 I'm going to take you to the club, and we're going to go out on the dance 40 00:03:34,650 --> 00:03:35,930 Just like last time? 41 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,850 No, not like last time. 42 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:44,130 We're going to dance really close and really sexy. 43 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:49,330 I'm going to brush your hair back like this and kiss your lips. 44 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:52,650 I'm not gay. 45 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:58,850 I'm not gay either, but this is what we need to get guys to look at us. 46 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:03,590 No, I just need to wear a dress above my knee. 47 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,290 It seemed to work back then. 48 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:11,130 Well, let me show you how to kiss you on the dance floor, you know, for 49 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,930 practice. And be really hot. 50 00:04:20,370 --> 00:04:21,370 Okay. 51 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,650 Only if your brother judges. 52 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:29,070 No. It's just acting. 53 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:33,110 Okay. 54 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:34,910 Robbie! 55 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:41,330 Oh, Robbie. 56 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:43,190 What's up? 57 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:47,650 I'm going to kiss your sister. 58 00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:53,550 It's just acting. But we want to know if we were at a club on the dance floor. 59 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,480 If you would think we were sexy. 60 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,640 Okay. My sister would love that. She's such a lesbo. 61 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,320 Bobby! 62 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,080 True, dude. 63 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,880 Oh, okay. I'm sorry. 64 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,240 Go ahead. 65 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,180 No, not sitting. We gotta pretend like we're at the club. Come on. 66 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:19,460 Stand up. 67 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:29,650 Come on, just dance. Just imagine. 68 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:38,990 The music is loud. 69 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,730 Too loud. 70 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:42,610 Your vibrates are inside. 71 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:52,710 I don't... I don't... I don't know. 72 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:55,370 The music is too loud. 73 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:24,310 The music is too loud. I can't hear you. 74 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:52,050 Hmm. 75 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:20,950 Be shy. 76 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:16,150 Do you want to dance? 77 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:21,510 Yeah. 78 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:38,530 You need to stop. 79 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:21,750 Yes, push it up. 80 00:28:49,610 --> 00:28:51,070 Why don't we all sleep together? 81 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:54,150 It's a big enough bed. 82 00:28:57,030 --> 00:29:03,790 Thank you for playing with us at 83 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:06,230 MissAX .com. See you again.